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None of these funny fitness quotes or memes are meant to shame anyone or discourage you from doing cardio but i clearly have a preference.

Motivational quotes workout funny. That s why we ve compiled the following selection of truly funny motivational quotes. I hate it when i m on the treadmill and accidentally hit the stop button and go to chipolata and eat a burrito. It doesn t matter how slow you jog you re lapping everyone on the couch a little exercise is better than none at. I decided to take an aerobics class. Exercise should be regarded as tribute. Fitness quotes by famous athletes. You miss 100 of the shots you never take.

When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the fire department usually uses water. Laughter burns calories too. 75 funny motivational quotes. My favorite exercise at the gym would probably be judging anonymous 12. If you combine motivation with something to laugh about you ll get a powerful mixture. Eat clean stay fit and have a burger to stay sane. I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass david lee roth 14.

I bent twisted gyrated jumped up and down and perspired for a half an hour. And when you re done check out our collection of motivational fitness quotes. Age is of no importance unless you re a cheese. God must love calories because he made so many. 60 short funny motivational quotes. Put them together and you ve got a kingdom. It comes from an indomitable will mahatma gandhi.

Sometimes we all need a little motivation. But by the time i. Join our gym and just be ugly local gym sign 15. Be a bad ass with a good ass let s see some beast mode squats. I train to be the best in the world on my worst day. I need to get in shape. Funny workout motivation quotes.

For those who like to laugh at themselves and others check out these hilariously funny motivational quotes and memes for fitness. If i were murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle. Strength does not come from the physical capacity. I m afraid the handle on your recliner chair does not count as an exercise machine doctor to patient 13. Humor can be quite an important asset especially on your road to success. Behind every success woman is the butt she got moving to her there nothing changes if you don t get off. You aren t going to get them but you want.